Perhaps february, when everyones fed up of shit weather, have a bit of a beer and curry evening up my way starting at the best pub in Britain?
There wouldn't be any offroading as there's next to nowt round here, but that doesn't matter really. Just a chinwag over a few of the best beers around, and a curry in a rather excellent Indian eaterie just up the road from said pub.
We can probably offer one double bed, but nearer the time I'll post up a list of decent B&Bs nearby. Boyo can probably recommend some - he's stayed at several near here.