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#113-01-2012 21:21:55

Free drinks

Pat and Mick are dying for a drink but have only 50p between them so they go to the butchers and buy a sausage.
The first Pub they go in they order 2 pints and drink them in one go as soon as the barman puts them on the counter. Pat swiftly drops to his knees and starts sucking on the sausage Mick has poking out of his flies/

The barman shouts " Get out of here you dirty b*stards and throws them out.

When they get to the 10th Pub Pat says to Mick "I'm pissed and my knees won't take any more"
"That" alright" said Mick "I lost the sausage after we were thrown out of the 2nd Pub anyway."
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