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#109-02-2012 20:40:40

stretched

A woman had been on the game for five years when she met a bloke and fell in love.
After a while they decided to get married.
Before the eventful day she had refused him sex as she was ashamed of her over stretched f*nny.
But on the night she couldnt hide it, it was huge!
she told him she had caught it on a fence while climbing over and had stretched it!!
after they had made love the new hubby turns to his bride and says "Im not being funny love, but how far across the fooking field were you before you realised it was caught????"

 

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