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#121-05-2017 09:26:52

women!

So I was sitting quietly reading my paper the other morning, peacefully enjoying myself, when the wife sneaks up behind me and whacks me on the back of my head with a huge frying pan.
Me: “What was that for?
Wife: “What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?
Me: “Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on.
She looked all satisfied, apologised and went off to do work around the house.
Three days later and I'm once again sitting in my chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
Me: “What was that for this time?
Wife: “Your horse phoned!

 

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